BDSM, Polyamory, Swinging 1 comment

Polyamory and BDSM pick-up lines that just don’t work

By on March 1st, 2011

It always amazes me that men will say things over the Internet to women in swinger, polyamorous, kink and other alternative and open relationships that they would never say to them in person if they were trying to pick them up.  I would love just once to be able to ask them: “Would saying that to a woman at a night club work?”

Here are some cut and pasted lines from emails sent by men on various dating and kink sites to women that I know.  All are real.  Only the names have been changed to protect the innocent women and the stupid men.

Hi. do you want to just fuck? that’s what we are here for right?

Are you kinky enough to like having your ass fucked? if not wanna learn?

How r u doing sexy I would love to get to no u maybe have fun wanna text or chat.

Do you want to practice making babies?

You will tell me more about yourself.

i like profile i not very good ask for friendship. talk to you sometime i will became your friend an fuck

I am all those things you said I should message you if I am, plus I have the best dick around. Too bad I can’t see your boobs would love to cum on them.

I’ll be in town for a couple of nights, Jan 12 and 13. I’d love to have some fun while I’m in town – intersted in a nasty play session?  Have you been trained and used as a throatfuck slut? It is your best cumhole..  Hope to hear from you, and Merry Christmas!

I like your pictures, and you are very intriguing!! I was seeing what you are looking for exactly? Do you have yahoo messenger or an easier way to chat? Are you into younger men? And do you meet other people for play? If so when can you meet? I’ll wear a condom.

Hey… wanna meet? can we go to your house?

I am curious as to why you have no Master?

how is it going icon wink Polyamory and BDSM pick up lines that just dont work I am new here, but have been dominant minded for years. I am looking for someone to let me dominate them and let me see where it goes. I respect boundaries and am completely open minded. I would rather not meet in public. I look forward to hearing from you.

hey , how are you? wanna fuck?

Wow! You have some great pix. I’d love to shoot you sometime. Your beautiful. You need some pixs of your cunt, especially after I’ve drilled and beaten you for an hour or so.

I don’t mean to be rude but u are really pretty and I have this woman friend who wants to have a 3some?

I’d love to meet. Are you interested? If you are, show up at my place gagged. You won’t need to talk.

You’re not polyamorous. No one is. You just haven’t found the right Man/Master to beat the selfish brat out of you. Lets meet and I’ll show You what a real Master is.

Do you have any you’d like to add? If so, please comment below.

Monogamy, Sexuality 3 comments

Not having sex with your partner? They’re cheating!

By on February 18th, 2011

I was listening to the Radio from Hell morning show on KXRK this morning and they were doing their “Painful Circle” where the show hosts and a guest dole-out relationship advice to those that call-in. One caller wanted to know how to get her husband to have more sex with her because he just wasn’t interested and they go months between doing the deed. Of course one of the questions that comes-up is: “Do you think he’s cheating on you?”

I thought about this. In my experience I’ve always got more sex from my partner when they are fucking other people, whether they were cheating (in 20/20 hindsight) or in an open-relationship.

It seems the more you get, the more you want. The less you get the less it matters after a while.

What do you think?

Sexuality 1 comment

How not to discuss an open relationship

By on February 15th, 2011

This article came-up in my Google feed today. This is NOT the way to discuss having an open relationship with your partner.

The Middletown Press (middletownpress.com), Serving Middletown CT and surrounding areas

News

‘Open relationship’ argument lands husband behind bars

Tuesday, January 25, 2011 3:39 PM EST

By WALT GOGOLYA, Press Staff

MIDDLETOWN — A city man was charged after reportedly punching and choking his wife as they argued about their “open relationship,” police said.

The victim reportedly became upset when she found out her husband’s “girl on the side” was involved with other people, according to the arrest report. She was seemingly upset because she didn’t want to see her husband get hurt, police said.

After confronting her husband about the situation, an argument broke out about the relationship.

The accused, Angel Caraballo, 29, allegedly told police that he struck his wife with a “slightly closed fist” on Jan. 20. A day later, the couple began to argue again, police said. This time Caraballo allegedly pushed the victim onto a couch, climbed on top of her and started choking her. The woman said she could not breathe but was eventually able to free herself and fled to a neighbor’s house, where she called police.

Caraballo was charged with third-degree assault and second-degree strangulation. He was released from custody after posting a $25,000 bond and was scheduled to appear in Middletown Superior Court at a later date.

Caraballo has past convictions for assault, disorderly and use of drug paraphernalia, according to court records.

Walt Gogolya can be reached by e-mail at wgogolya@middletownpress.com.

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