A Toast!

I came across this toast tonight, and since I have a few shots and beers in me I’ll give my ideas on it.

Here’s to a long life and a merry one.

A quick death and an easy one.

A pretty girl and a loyal one.

A cold beer and another one.

– Louis Henry

I read this and thought to myself: “Self, how about a ‘Pretty girl and an easy one’ or ‘A pretty girl and another one’. I’m okay with a not so loyal one.”