Jealous of an old relationship

A new level in jealousy.  I woke-up Monday morning to several text messages sent to me overnight from the boyfriend of a lover from fourteen years ago, accusing me of having an affair with her today.  You read that right… We were screwing fourteen years ago and he’s absolutely certain it’s today.

To clarify things a little, we were second grade sweethearts, then we both moved in third grade and happened to run into each other again in our senior year of high school and we started dating and doing what nature tells teenagers to do.  That was 1982.  We drifted apart and both ended-up marrying other people.  Then in 1997 we were hooking-up after I got divorced from my first wife.  Then I met Lucretia McEvil and we went our own ways, but always stayed in touch.  The last time I saw her was in about 2003 and we went to lunch.

Since then our relationship has consisted of nothing more than a phone call and the occasional text messages.

He sent several more text messages throughout the day trying to persuade me to meet with her and him to “talk calmly in a public place”.  I just responded each time with a “No, there is nothing to talk about, we haven’t seen each other in person in over eight years.

On Tuesday he sent me a message that said since I was unwilling to meet with him to discuss this that he is going to speak to my lady.  What?  Umm… Okay.

Hopefully this goes no further and I never hear from him again.